Heh, with DD I had heartburn to the point of vomiting blood as well, she ummm, had *some* hair when she was born - but it was all down her back not on her head.

With Penguin I had bad heartburn and would vomit, but no blood this time. He is a fuzzy little monkey with hair down his back, on his shoulders and even tufts of fuzz on his ears...and he has some (but not much) on his head, so beats DD in the fuzz stakes