thread: My DH thought the umbilical cord went into the baby's mouth, like a scuba

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  1. #1
    smiles4u Guest

    Talking

    OMG too funny ... Now you have gotta tell us any funny moments that might happen with your DH in the classes

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    Registered User

    Jul 2007
    Over the rainbow
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    Great story, poor DH .. that is something he'll never be allowed to forget

    Well, my MIL had to find out from her husband, AFTER getting pregnant, how babies are born She said that she grew up in a house where her mother never talked about sex and when her first AF came, her mother just gave her the rags and told her to keep herself clean
    Don't know what she thought happend at birth before hand ... she said she just never thought about it.
    Needless to say how important it is to teach your kids (sons and daughters) about the human body

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    Registered User

    Jul 2008
    Country VIC
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    when i was preg I was having a conversation with a friend and her DF thought the umbilical cord retracted back inside the woman after birth like a vac cleaner and my dh agreed he once thought the same my friend and I cracked up - how priceless lol

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    BellyBelly Life Subscriber

    Feb 2006
    South Eastern Suburbs, Vic
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    Oh! Thankyou for the laugh!! How was he to know? Glad he's learned a little bit more about how it all works.

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    Jul 2007
    Dapto, Illawarra...NSW
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    OMG!! Hillarious!! I think I will be laughing all night!

    Also at the cord retracting like a vacuum cleaner!!

  6. #6
    shed44 Guest

    awww I love this story! Just picturing the little bub with the cord in its mouth.....gorgeous!

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    Registered User

    May 2008
    Melbourne
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    lol!! that is hilarious! thanks for sharing

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    Registered User

    Jul 2006
    Melbourne
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    LOL, that gave me more than a chuckle !!!! You poor DH, he must be so embarrassed! But how excellent that you can use it as a way to get him to those classes.......after those he'll be an expert

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    Apr 2008
    Melbourne
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    Just told DP and he now has a design for a t-shirt of babies with scubas that he wants to print