OK, just a really stupid vent here - I hope this makes you laugh your way out of the pain you're all in:

I WANT BOOBS! Everyone told me that being pregnant meant I'd finally get boobs and I STILL don't have any! I don't even fill a B-cup! It's not fair! And everyone else whinges about how they've grown 5-6 sizes and I don't have boobs!

Oh yes, I'll do a proper one too: a very active baby at about 37w is also quite painful, and I now don't trust myself to drive because when the baby engages and I have a contraction and get kicked all at once I'm not the safest person out on the road, but still have to go shopping tomorrow else the baby will have no clothes. Why did I wait for the sales? At least I don't have to drive in rush-hour and can avoid the traffic on the back roads. DH is taking the car away next week just in case I go into labour and he needs to get back... this is scary as it means I'll go into labour, why am I not prepared for this thought yet?