Ooooh, sounds very naughty I have heard of others doing this to get their children into certain schools! lol. Wonder what would happen if you 'moved house' a week or two before your bub is born? That would help with the home visits after the birth.

I would probably organise a visit/tour to your new local hospital and see if it's really that bad. Quite often people are very quick to speak openly about negative experiences, but not so vocal about positive experiences.