Another one from me.

Everyone kept asking me if i'd had my show? How was I to know!

Now that i think about it, the cervix is about 8 cm long and the whole thing is plugged with this mucus stuff.

When i did have my show there was about a handfull of a snot like substance. So i really knew about it.
god i wish my cervix was 8cm long! mine is only 2.5cm on a good day, thats a whole nother story!

but interesting about the show i didnt have one so i would have had no idea!