Things that pregnant women should not do!

[shellbell3]

These stories are so funny to read!
I'm finding I forget words or they come out all jumbled.

When I was preg with Ash I remember forgetting my pin number, luckily 3rd try I got it right. And I cooked spaghetti then went to pour it into the collander to drain it but forgot to use the collander so dumped the whole lot into the sink!

[Nadine216]

Oh glad it's not just me

I've been locking the backdoor when going out ... religiously ... and leaving the key in the lock ... on the OUTSIDE!! DH does not think this is funny at all

And I paid DH's bakkie's licence in August ... never thougth about my car. Only realized yesterday that my licence were to be paid in August too. We bought the two vehicles together and last year I paid their licences TOGETHER ... this year .. it did not even come up in my mind. Had to rush to the DMV to pay the darn fee and licence.

[Doing my best]

I 2nd the driving not being that good.. I hit a traffic island and burst a tyre.. Thankfully the guy who stopped behind me was a tyre fitter..

I also went into the city with my Mum and bought my husband some loose leaf tea, and left it under the table where we had a snack. Remembered about 3 hrs later that I was missing the bag.. It was the only shopping I had done..

At work, I was training new staff, and would forget that I was teaching someone and drift off with the fairies mid sentence.

And the best one.. A girl came to work bragging about how she had lost 3 cm whilst on this diet for a few weeks.. Instead of just thinking in my brain, I opened my mouth and was trying to work out how you lose cm when on a diet.. (I was thinking height, not around the waist)..

I never believed it until it happened to me..

[angelaartsstudent]

I am usually a VERY organised person at work and two days ago I lost my keys...horrific for me as it's something I never, ever do.

I work at a school so searched the entire schools for my damn keys (no small task), even searched some places twice.

Came back to my desk...and there they were sitting on the desk staring at me.

I have also had some of my work collegues (who I have been working with all year) call my phone ext to leave a message or etc and I sudenly have no idea who they are, their name or what they look like. When I pass on the message and the Head of Senior School asks who it's from I have no idea whatsoever and must look very blank and distant all of a sudden becuase I seriously cannot search my brain...it's like my head is just an empty black hole.