Gosh that's ridiculous. Kids will end up getting fired when they get to work as they'll never have been told how to work - honestly. If my kid played up like that, I'd definitely want to know!

I never asked you Poppy if your S-M was English. If she is, then I think a Kevin Rudd style national apology from all the British is in order. She sounds ghastly.

Two random questions - and you can tell I'm getting ahead of myself massively here having not even have my first scan.... a) when did you tell people? When do you think is 'safe'? ( I should add that I was a real red wine fan so lots of people will notice the not drinking!) b) my DH's parents are divorced but both with long term partners but not married. Do they get a 'grandpa B' or a 'Nana Y' or do think that would upset the real grandparents? If not, how do you name them.... ???

Here's hoping for a heart beat tomorrow, although I"ll only be 6 weeks and 4 days so I don't know if I will? ......