Right, now warning, this might make you laugh and I don't want you rupturing something!!!

After two nights out in a row, have been feeling a bit rough so I was on the heat pack again today - same place as before... it's filled with lavender and smells lovely I assure you.. anyway, it got cold and I sent DH to put it in the microwave for 30 seconds. Watched some ads, program came back on. I shouted out, isn't it done yet. Dozy plonker had only put it on for thirty minutes intstead!!! He said, I'd leave it a minute before you put it on your 'ahem'. NO **** SHERLOCK!!! Can you imagine trying to explain third degree burns on your muff (but with a distintive lavender smell) to a doctor in A&E????