How's this? I am still giggling over this.

I have had a half day today, and am home alone tonight, so I went to our local video shop to pick out some girly chick videos.

We go to this video shop at lease twice a week, and have been doing so for nearly a year. It is run by one lady only, and she is very friendly, calls us by name, knows what types of movies /ice creams we like etc etc.

I picked out "Jack and Sarah" (With Richard E Grant) basically because it was a cheapie weekly, and it has a baby in it. I took it to the counter, and the Di, the lady who owns the store and knows us, said:

"Careful, this one will make you broody"

I laughed, and said "Well, I'm nearly 7 months pregnant now, so broody is good".

She looked faint with shock and said "Are you pregnant?!"

Now I am normally a size 10. I currently have a belly which is popping out at massive and immense proportions. I am nearly 7 months pregnant, and have been properly "showing" since about 16 weeks.

Did she think I had just stacked on loads and loads of weight ?????

Bizarre.