Okay, I have to know. Is it just me? Or is everyone else having strange, strange dreams?
Thus far, I have dreamed:
That I was going to have to give birth in a giant floating tin of milo.
That I gave birth after being induced, but didn't notice the baby had arrived until the cat attacked her.
That somebody entered my room at the hospital and snatched the baby and ran away, and I couldn't follow, and nobody would believe me. This one had me waking in a sweat.
That the baby wasn't in fact DH's but I was trying to convince him to stay and be the father "because you'd be so much better at it than that dingbat I had sex with."
That I gave birth to our 4 year old cat. He was not impressed. Neither was I.
That I am not in fact pregnant and have to get up so I can compete in a fun run.
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