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  1. #1
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    Jan 2011
    ~~Off With The Fairies~~
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    24/7 nausea
    These same idiots are usually the ones who either "glowed" or have a penis
    bwahahahaha @ or have a penis

    forshelby - Inability to.roll over in bed without a loud 'uuuurrrrghhhh' noise. - AMEN!!!

    Inability to freaking PARK the damn car!!! seriously, my belly was so big I had trouble parking :|

    Inability to reach the seatbelt in my sisters lil Getz on the first, second or THIRD attempt!

    Inability to hold onto ANYTHING in the shower! Seriously, I was threatening to invest in soap on a rope!

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    Apr 2006
    Perth
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    Nooooooooooo. Its never so bad that you need soap on a rope!!!!

    Nel - don't worry about coping with a toddler and a newborn. Seriously. After a crap pregnancy it is so much easier when they're on the outside.

  3. #3
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    Jan 2011
    ~~Off With The Fairies~~
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    Nooooooooooo. Its never so bad that you need soap on a rope!!!!
    tell THAT to the guys in prison


  4. #4
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    Sep 2011
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    Had a bit of a chuckle reading this thread! More so cause I think I have or have had all symptoms you ladies have spoken about!
    I had had swelling in my feet since about 25 weeks...so I'm very used to it now hehe!

    I had the hip, lower back pain and have had to see an osteo for it, which has helped! So if you have hip, lower back, bum (I think its called pelvic gurdle pain or something)
    And Osteo can help!

    Chaffing big time! Especially in Melbournes heat!
    Always feeling tired (doesnt help when you don't get a seat on the train and working 8-10 hours a day!)

    Ohhh! And I love peoples comments! I love at the moment from the young skinny girls at work "Oh My gosh your getting bigger" Well Dirrrrrrrr!

    Love it

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    Jul 2005
    Sydney
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    Reflux
    Inflamed ribs ( this would be my biggest complaint)
    Cancels
    Swollen fingers jewelry no longer fits