I find myself having conversations with inanimate objects - I got in a huge fight with the stove the other night but IT STARTED IT!!! It totally wouldn't turn on just to spite me, it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact I hadn't flicked the kill switch so power was getting to it...

What gets really embarrassing is when I do it in public, like when I started having a casual chat to the trolley at Coles last week. There was this little girl in the baking aisle just staring at the crazy lady talking to her groceries I don't know why I felt the need to ask DH's razor blades why they have to be so expensive, but it was very rude of them not to reply!

I've also had a few Lady Macbeth moments when cleaning, talking to a particular spot on the carpet or bench and asking it why it wont go away, or ordering it to get 'out damn spot.'