these are hilarious. The one I always remember is I was talking to DH and pointing to the spare blocks of land across the street showing him something and said 'see over there where those houses aren't' pmsl
Ive had a few 'moments' but this one is the funniest (that i can remember)
I went to fill my car with petrol one night (I like to do it myself) and DH was standing next to me talking while I was filling it up well I normally let the bowser click over a few times cos of air and bubbles, but this time i just kept clicking and clicking until I looked down and was standing in a puddle of petrol. It was all in my shoe, petrol had soaked up my leg (was wearing long pants) and needless to say - I got the sh*ts with DH and it was his fault for talking to me ...
Mine aren't funny but I have a tendency to put things on the stove or in the microwave and walk away and forget about them. I have had to chuck a few burnt-to-a-crisp saucepans out before DH has gotten home to not have to tell him He has found food that I had heated up earlier in the day still sitting in the microwave though.
I've noticed that my vocabulary and grammar has completely taken a turn for the worse too!
Hahah omg classic! After christmas lunch and i asked dp to cut up some ham and make me a ham and cheese sandwhich only in triangles i said. He said no, i went crazy in front of everyone balling my eyes out asking him why would he be so mean to me. Turns out its cause he already cut me half a ham leg up and all i had to do was cut my sandwhich into triangles lol! Everything had to be in triangles, even my apples, godknows how i done that haha! Love the one with the 'where the houses arent' haha psml
My memory is usually horrible, but bout 30 minutes ago I walked out to my DH and just stood in front of him.. For bout 10 minutes before going out there, I was repeating what I was going to ask him.. DH then goes 'Yes hunny?' to which I stood there for another 3-4 minutes and repeated 'Yes hunny??' and I just looked at him and walked away.. And I still don't remember what I was going to ask him!!
The funniest thing from my last pregnancy was when DH didn't bring me the ice for me to crunch on and I just bawled my eyes out, but was just walking in with a small bucket of shredded ice and looking a bit sheepish
I never did anything too silly but gosh the hormones.. they were so bad with Ds1. I pretty much fell to my knees crying because I couldn't find a pen :/
Dh still laughs about it now.. that and the fat eye brows
these are hilarious. The one I always remember is I was talking to DH and pointing to the spare blocks of land across the street showing him something and said 'see over there where those houses aren't' pmsl
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He has found food that I had heated up earlier in the day still sitting in the microwave though.
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