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  1. #1
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    you know you're heavily pregnant when...

    I've had a few of these over the last few days...and wondered what made you lovely ladies go "ok...now im HUGE!"

    - Trying to manover between cars and not fitting...
    - bashing into some one/ something with the belly where it fitted fine yesterday!
    - not realiseing that you have crumbs under your boobs in that ceravase under them but above your belly
    - leaning down to pick something up and looking for any thing else you may need whilest down there

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    Mar 2008
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    LOL - mine was when I dropped $2 and I seriously debated whether or not it was worth picking up - that and not being able to get out of the car of DF parks to close to soomething

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    May 2008
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    Yep, I've had the not being able to get out of/into the car one! Yesterday at the train station I seriously contemplated getting in the passenger side and sliding across, only to realise it would probably end up causing a serious injury!

    For me - putting on a maternity top and finding it tight!!!!!!

  4. #4
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    Oct 2007
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    - ending up with some kind of food dribbled down your belly after most meals
    - inability to shave your own legs or bikini line

  5. #5
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    Mar 2008
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    - ending up with some kind of food dribbled down your belly after most meals
    - inability to shave your own legs or bikini line

    I'm declaring my "bikini line" legally dead coz I can't see it

  6. #6
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    ...you'd much rather sit on the couch. Fullstop.

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    Dec 2007
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    awwww. ... this is just making me miss my belly!!!!

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    ... when a bloke at work is your official "shoe strap man"

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    Apr 2007
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    Yep, I am with you on all them, plus a few others.
    - Your shocked when you have to open the shower all the way cause you can't get in or out otherwise.
    - You have to put your feet up on the bath tub and throw your towel over them to attempt to dry them after a shower.
    - The car seat has to be all the way back to get in and DH has to adjust the seat once your in so you can reach the pedals (if driving).
    - There is no way you can get in and out of bed quickly or quietly anymore.
    - People say, 'wow not long now huh!"

  10. #10
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    Nov 2007
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    wearing comfy pjs at home and when going out... dealing with the ongoing stuggle of keeping pants UP and a maternity top down. Im so sick of maternity clothes (pants mainly) never being available in chain shops in my size, same with undies (weirdly enough, unless i want 2 start wearing full briefs ) i just find that "under belly" pants just want to expose bum crack at every chance


    oh and getting cranky at the smallest things and stewing over it until i get distracted.. lol

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    ... dealing with the ongoing stuggle of keeping pants UP and a maternity top down. Im so sick of maternity clothes (pants mainly) never being available in chain shops in my size,
    :yeahthat:

    ...and so glad to know it's not just me sitting on the toilet & wondering when did this get so difficult!