I have a recipe for double chocolate chilli biscuits. Have made them, but they weren't very hot to me (bit of a chilli freak), but you could just add an extra chilli or two (or hotter chillis). I can post the recipe if you would like. They were yum though. Think crunchy dark chocolate biscuits, with chilli.

I also have a recipe somewhere for some super hot chicken wings or similar. It might be a dry rub or marinade, which would go well in a jar for a gift.

It will give me something positive to think of instead of this other bs. Thanks!