Farts

[boomba]

Oh Bron your have just made my night! Reminds me of my brother and cousin wherever they went it would be like that! I spose as long as it is done discreectly they could rate them lol???

[aussienic]

Ah lol.. You should see my house when one person Farts

Even my DD know thinks it is hilarious..

I expect my boys to say excuse me however. They don't always but I do remind them..

I think the age I would expect some understanding would be around 4. My 4 yr old is grotty lol but he actually asks us now.. Mum can I fart in this shop.. unfort sometimes he follows that sentence with.. oops I already did.. Can ya smell it *sigh*

[Bumperstump Cummerbund]

My 29 year old husband is having difficulty with this concept - I thought it was something that everyone just *learned*, but he can't understand why he should be the least bit uncomfortable ever.....

So if you learn how to do it Bron - PLEASE share the secret!!

[Ozstar]

this thread has me cracking up

[Mr Squidipa]

psml this thread is so funny

[sneakysparkle]

this is definitely a laugh out loud thread!!

[Visitor6]

When the farts start taking the paint off the walls. Or they start lighting them in front of you.

As long as 1. they say excuse me (they can laugh all they want) 2. they only do it at home.

That may be a way of coaxing them at earlier ages not to show off their prowess in public.

[LionsandBears]

My 4 yr old is grotty lol but he actually asks us now.. Mum can I fart in this shop.. unfort sometimes he follows that sentence with.. oops I already did.. Can ya smell it *sigh*

that's both hysterically funny and kind of cute. What's the response, no not in this shop darling, we'd like to come back. Run next door where they were rude and let it go there

[MantaRay]

I live in a house with 3 males. I think it's a great question brontide, but if DH is anything to go by, I really don't want to know the answer.

[Phteven]

At the moment we're working on farting quietly inside and loudly outside. At least if they fart quietly in the shops I can sneak off and pretend it was someone else

[mrsmac]

DS giggles and says "I burp in my nappy" when he farts.

[AndiE]

Thank you for the huge belly laughs - it brings back memories.

I grew up with a dad who let rip loudly (still does) around immediate family, and they were usually the stinky kind!! A very sensible man, his catchphrase was "better out, than in" when my mum, sister and I moaned and groaned and said "Ooohhhhh, dad!".

My DH on the other hand must have a genetic malfunction, he actually doesn't find farts particularly funny ... ??? Yes, he's male ... I've checked! Unfortunately for him, I have a tiny weakness for toilet humour ... so I'm finding this thread hilarious.

It'll be interesting to see what DS does in a year or two's time.
Good luck with your boys Bron!