What are YOU going to to do once the school bell rings, and your little darlings are safely ensconced in another year of mental improvement?

Will you:

Put all the toys away and then stare in wondrous silence at how they stay put away for an entire 6 hours? Or pull out all the ones you've been dying to play with since Christmas?

Get your stash of gourmet chocolate out and eat it in full view of no-one cos the house is blissfully empty?

*Finally* read the christmas magazine you bought back at the start of December?

Get drunk on two shots of tequila (because you never drink, right?) and then in a fit of bravado open the credit card statement?

Starfish naked on the lounge room floor while singing every explicit song you've had to suppress for the last seven weeks?

Or something else???