So I was wandering through Big W today, and saw this printed T-shirt....

"Daddy taught me everything he knows (it didn't take long)"

I laughed and laughed, but just couldn't bring myself to buy it... I really really really wanted to, but just couldn't traumatise my delightful children any further.

However I will continue to remember it and laugh!

(Oh and I wish someone would bring out those Father's Day cards that say "Thanks for being an @$$hole!!!)