This one's for you:


Susan J. Elliott, author of "Getting Past Your Break-up" posts wonderful advice, including this latest gem: A Letter to your Ex (otherwise known as Bananahead).

Dear Bananahead:

Have I you told you lately how much I love you and want to be with you? No? Well, here it is.

Even though you:

1) treat me like crap
2) ignore me
3) cheated on me
4) broke up with me for no reason
5) all the above

I am convinced that you are

1) such a catch/brass ring/prize
2) the greatest person in the universe
3) the light of my life
4) a wonderland
5) all the above

I am sure of this because:

1) I have no self-esteem
2) I am a raging codependent
3) I like to be mistreated
4) Damn, I like a good challenge!
5) All of the above

Love
Me.

Read it whenever you need to!

Thought this might help some of you