So true. I am embarrassed to say that could once have applied to me. For me it would have been:
Even though you:
- are still in love with your ex
- treat me like crap
- treat my family like crap
- neglect your daughter and havent paid child support in umpteen years
- believe the whole world is against you
- drink yourself into oblivion on a regular basis, and
- have unresolved mummy issues
I am convinced you are
- the sexiest man to ever wear Levis
- god's gift to women everywhere
- the funniest man to never have his own comedy show, and
- more charming (read manipulative) than James Bond
I am sure of this because
- I have unresolved daddy issues
- I have no self worth
- I figure if I just love you more you will change and finally, please, please love me back
- I have disowned my family for you and am scared to admit i was wrong and they were right all along,
- and I have no idea how I would ever survive without you....
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