Tell me about spray tan..

[tellytubby]

I've never had one. But I want to get one. Not too sure what to expect.

What do I have to do? Am I nudie? How long does it last? Will I look like an oompa loompa afterwards??

I naturally have quite olive skin, but I have tan lines from singlets etc, I just want to get rid of them, really.

I am not a very... slim woman. Size 14/16. I've bf'd both babies, so the old boobies are travelling south these days.. I'm going to have to literally, lift my boobies up, so she can spray underthem, aren't i!?

Will the spray tan lady giggle at me?! I'm so nervous! just know she'll be a stunner.. skinny too... Its going to make me feel even more selfconcious!!

Any advice, tips. Please help me!

[blessedatlast]

Spray tans are good for a quick fix.. They don't last long, they only look decent for 3-4 days then go patchy, so you have to exfoliate to get rid of the patches.. About lifting your boobs up, I'm not sure.. You don't have to go naked, I go in a G string just because I like the tan line.. And no the lady wont giggle at you.. I am sure she will be professional and would have seen many body shapes and sizes... Hope I have helped a bit..

[~Stoked~]

Oh Telly! I am the queen of spray tans! I even own my own machine! Haha... Brian sprays me!
Yes, the lady will get you to lift up your boobies! I never get asked to.... That's what happens when you have fried eggs!
With your skin the tan should look good for at least a week, with dryer skin types it goes patchy faster.
You can wear whatever you like when you go for a tan! I wear a G-banger but my sister likes to wear her boylegs.
You may find that it does fully cover up your singlet marks.. It will make it a few shades darker but the rest of your skin will also be a few shades darker so it may still be a teensy bit obvious but you can use some brush-on bronzer as well if you need too.
The lady will absolutely NOT giggle at you! The lady who used to do my tans told me that she had been tanning this particular lady for years and noticed a new tattoo on her. Apparently it wasn't new, it had always been there but as she is so busy looking at where the tan needs to go she had never noticed it! That always made me feel better!
Be warned that you may get addicted to tanning... I always feel so good about myself afterwards! Everything seems to look so much more toned!!
Good luck! I know you will look just beautiful! Xxx

[tellytubby]

Haha, Stoked!! I can't believe you own your own machine! Nice work Brian, private detective AND beautician!! Love it! Haha!
I'm thinking I might wear the old boylegs too. Considering I don't even OWN a g-banger! Poor chris, tsk tsk.
I just want to get it done for the W day.. I have heard it's addictive too.. as you feel so damn hot afterwards! But hey, I heard that about my GHD too (and I could probably count the number of times I've used it in 1.5 years, on two hands). I'm such a slack woman.. I really need to start put an effort into my looks... meeh

Soo freaked out about the whole.. boob area tho.. geeze the things we do!!
I'm going to book in this week for a test run, to make sure I don't look like an orange. Time to swallow my pride, and show my assests... *cough*

Thanks ladies

[tellytubby]

Well, I've booked in for tomorrow morning at 9.
The lady on the phone assures me they have women of all shapes and sizes, and not too worry!