Watch out for the little parrots.........

[Beach Mama]

The toddlers I mean

I have a habit of saying "Oh for goodness sakes" or "Oh for ffffff sakes" if the kids are around and sometime the F comes out in full but rarely does the full word come out if the kids are around.......

Thank goodness because James has started saying ..."SAKES" when he is annoyed about something. Parent of the year forwarded to ME please - thanks very much.

Could be way worse I suppose and it's quite hilarious to hear him go, "Oh sakes Izzy" in context.

[RhiChiChi]

LOL.
My DD has repeated the F word & it was in context.... hmmm..... Daddy and Mummy have a habit of dropping it every now & then.
It is quite funny to hear DD get cranky at us & threaten to put us in the 'naughty spot'. She evens tries to drag us there!

[~Kim~]

haha, awful isn't it? We had sakes here for a while too...though I was grateful that was all she ventured into be the child of two policemen and who spent a lot of time with lots of other cops.

[Kazzo]

Ah, DD1 is copying everything we say atm and I am constantly getting told 'Don't do it' and 'I said no'. I did have DD1 say the F word after hearing me say it and there were a few people around so straight away I just said 'Truck, you want to play with your truck?'

[Arimeh]

Hehe I think all of mine have said something along those lines....

And I'll never forget DS begging for "drugs" in front of a Bb member when he was a toddler - so embarrassing!!!!

[LuluHB]

One of my "naughty" words is "bugger". Took DD1 to kindy the other day and standing there chatting to other mums and the kindy teacher, sweet cherubic little DD2 dropps her water bottle on the floor and it spilled so she said "oh bugger. Bugger bugger bugger . . ."

Its the context that's really scary/amazing though isn't it. Just wait though Tan until you hear Iz come back to J with one of your common response phrases!

[Kamarine]

DH always says 'go bite your bottom' to me when I play a trick or something on him. A sort of 'oh you're so funny' kind of context.

Munchkin has picked up on it and said it to him when he was playing with her. The look on his face was hilarious.


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[TeniBear]

Hehe I think all of mine have said something along those lines....

And I'll never forget DS begging for "drugs" in front of a Bb member when he was a toddler - so embarrassing!!!!

I need to hear that story


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[Cranky Kitten]

Ah the joys...

Best one I had with DD was while driving down the freeway when she was about 3 - someone cut me off, I braked quicky and hissed a little in frustration but didn't say anything only to hear piping up from the backseat "F**king hell, learn to drive moron!"

I did have a quiet word to XP not long after about his tendency to road rage....

[Melbournemumma]

Ds always says "what have you done!" cause we're always asking him that when he's broken something. It's quite funny the things they come out with. We're fortunate considering we're an Military family that we haven't had any swearing.

[*TripleJ*]

DS was sitting the other day and he ripped a page out of his book and said 'oh f' ooopppss bad mummy his worst one is a$$hole which he was taught by some one else

[Catastrophic]

Haha.
I'll join the bad mummies club...
My DD's were in the room the other day with my DD4 telling my DD2 to say "Say fk sake" so DD2 would say it so DD4 would laugh and then get her to say it again. Another one of DD2 favourites at the moment is "Bllsht", in the context of i'll say something to her and she will turn around with that...

I have a habit of telling DD4 not to talk to me whilst she is in a grumpy mood. So now every time she is in trouble or I have asked her to do something she turns around "just don't talk to me" "leave me alone and go away"

[Jellybean29]

Just wanted to say this threads given me so great laughs tonight!!

[Liviam]

Livvy is a classic for "oh *****" when she drops something or trips over. The other day DH took a corner a bit quickly and a little voice from the back seat pops up "oh jesus dad!"

they truely are classics.

[Hansie]

DS1's latest is 'oh crackers' I am not sure how this one came about.
We have had 'bugger' which I am responsible for I say it without realising.

Cranky Kitten yours had me in fits of laughter. I am sure my kids will say something when it comes to driving I am just waiting for the day!

[Cranky Kitten]

Rest assured, they do grow out of it - DD's response when I occasionally let the f-bomb fly now is "MUM!! Don't swear, it's bad!"