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thread: Random BLS conversation

  1. #1
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    Aug 2008
    Ouiinslano
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    Random BLS conversation

    Went to a food court on the weekend. Sat DD on a regular chair in her fabric harness. Put on the full-body bib that I always have in the nappy bag. We started eating our sushi and rice paper rolls. DD was having a grand old time, eating heaps, and handing her rejects back to me.

    A young woman walks over and says "How old is baby?"
    Me: 8 months
    Her: Oh, and can she use any cutlery?
    Me: Oh, she sometimes eats off a spoon.
    Her: What about chopstcks? Can she use chopsticks?
    Me: Yeah, she's eaten off my chopsticks before.
    Her: So you can use cutlery?
    Me: Ummmm.... yeah, I can use cutlery.
    Her: What about chopsticks?
    Me: Yes, I can use chopsticks.
    Her: So why are you eating with your hands?
    Me: It's sushi
    Her: It's just, it's so messy. You should use chopsticks.
    Me: I don't mind the mess. We're having a nice lunch.


    And she leaves. And sits down. To eat a kebab. WITH HER HANDS.

    rANDOoOoM.

  2. #2
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    Feb 2009
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    I wonder why she didn't use chopsticks. Kebabs are much easier to eat with chopsticks. True story.

  3. #3
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    Sep 2008
    Melbourne
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    How did you resist asking her if she could use cutlery?!?!

  4. #4

    Nov 2007
    Earth
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    How rude!

  5. #5
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    Jan 2010
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    Lol! What the...??? Yep, I would have had to say 'Ummm... why are you eating with your hands? Here, have some chopsticks!'

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  7. #7
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    Mar 2007
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    Umm...WTF???????

    Well, she gave me a laugh anyway.

  8. #8
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    Oct 2008
    In a Nice Safe Space
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    I would have been tempted to take a chopstick and poke her eye out!. LOL. some people are just plain weirdos.

  9. #9

    Jul 2009
    Out North, Vic
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    When she sat down i would have tapped her on the shoulder, pointed to her top and said sorry but you dribbled some, maybe next time you should use cutlery...

  10. #10
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    Oct 2006
    Adelaide
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    Interesting!! Ha- I wonder why people open their mouths sometimes, and then they continue to dig deeper!!!

  11. #11
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    Dec 2007
    Sunny Qld
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    Bahahahaha!!!! Ahhh that made me laugh so much!

    Shucks some people are weird ay?

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    Nov 2009
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    Thanks for the laugh!

  13. #13
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    Jul 2005
    Sydney
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    Sorry, but that just made me LOL!

    Too funny. Some people.

  14. #14
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    Oct 2009
    surrounded by textbooks, cat toys and love
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    OMG it's the Chopstick Police! They're onto you now! HIDE! *desperately tries to teach DS to use chopsticks with sushi*

  15. #15
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    Sep 2005
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    OMG...hilarious but yes totally random....you have to wonder about some people's view of the world lol.

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    And she leaves. And sits down. To eat a kebab. WITH HER HANDS.

    rANDOoOoM.

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    what the??

    RanDOm! *wonders if a full moon is upon us...*

  18. #18
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    Aug 2008
    Adelaide
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    Thanks for sharing that. I needed the laugh

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