Kids say the funniest things!

[ButterflyForever]

What have your children said that has just cracked you up

I was cleaning up my baby son's scaly scalp this morning, when my 5 year old piped up: 'Look at that Cradle Crap'

I couldn't stop laughing to answer her
Wasn't sure if she was looking at his head, or there was something dodgy leaking out of his nappy

What have your kids said then..................

Just want to celebrate our little comedians, they are so cute.

[OceanPrincess]

Just put this on my facebook... DH and I were in hysterics...

DD: "Mama, what do crows say?"
DH (before I could answer, in his best Graham Kennedy impersonation): "Faaaarrrk, faaaaark!!" (Thinking he is very funny)
Me (quickly): "No, they say caaaaw, caaaaaw!"
DD: "Faaark, faaark!"
DS: "Faaak, faaak!"

[NaeNae]

I had my Blessingway this afternoon and the ladies did some Henna on my tummy. DD was having her yogurt and rubbed my belly and said "is a mess" - I cracked up laughing, she is 2 and thought my tummy was messy

[peanutter]

we were laughing with family today about what DS and DN say when they want things ...

DS says different things, but at the moment he'll point at the object of his desire, and say, "Door?"

DN's word for "please, I want that thing" is "Mum!" ... so irrespective of who he's talking to, he'll point at whatever (food, drink, a ball, an elephant) and say, "Mum?"

hillarious!

[Ca Plane Pour Moi]

I'm sure there's a thread for this in the general area, in humour.

Here's another one of Liebling's:

"When we move house we will get a cat. But we need a special door for a cat first. So we get the door for the cat then we go to the cat shop and get a cat. The cat comes in a box. The cat has a special door and we buy that as well. Then we can get a baby. We get a baby in the baby shop and we have to pick a baby that will like me. Then the baby goes in the box and we take the baby home. We will have three cats and a baby. Babies are very cute, did you know that?"