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thread: Just for fun - which of your kid's toys are out to get you?

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    Registered User

    Nov 2010
    Perth, WA
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    Just for fun - which of your kid's toys are out to get you?

    So we all know that lego is evil and conspires to find it's way into the middle of the hallway at 3am precisely when you're walking down there with your poor sensitive feet unguarded...but what other toys are out to get you?

    Mine was DD's beados. Little roly beads scattered over polished jarrah floorboards in our old house, lurking in the cracks and popping out just when you think you've seen the last of the blasted things....

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    Mar 2004
    Sparta
    12,662

    The triceratops - it lurks and waits for people to sit down

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    Jun 2010
    District Twelve
    8,425

    Any and all computer/PS/Wii/iPhone game or app that has annoying 'music' or sound effects.

    That shiz will do your head in. For real

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    Registered User

    Dec 2007
    Melbourne
    1,628

    DD's squinkies... I am sure they are breeding and I always seem to step on them.

    And not so much a toy but DD's chair from IKEA. She moves it around the house so she can help you and I always seem to trip over it

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    Oct 2008
    Victoria
    4,601

    Moo's garage with lights and sounds...always goes off when I'm alone or at night!

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    Mar 2008
    Vic
    4,806

    Textas and crayons. I can put them in the highest hidey spot and they'll still manage to find their way into DD's hand and design beautiful illustrations on my curtains and windowsills when I'm in the loo.

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    Mar 2004
    Sparta
    12,662

    Moo's garage with lights and sounds...always goes off when I'm alone or at night!
    OMG I hate it when toys do that. And it's always the night that you've stayed up late watching a really scary movie

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    BellyBelly Life Subscriber

    May 2005
    in the national capital
    1,682

    We have a soft fluffy turtle that giggles maniacally. It has batteries but you can't get them out and it can't be turned off. And it always picks quiet time (usually just before DD goes to bed) to randomly start it's nasty little laugh. I've been waiting 12 months for those blasted batteries to die!

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    Aug 2008
    Climbing Mt foldmore
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    the boys tanks, the battery dies and makes loud noises normally when im making a 4am bottle, scare the crap outta me, and the babys walker, she wants to gwt close so ramms it into your heels ouch lol

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    and "bumble bee" transformer hides in the couch cousins waiting to stab your butt when you sit down- hes solid, havent broken him, yet

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    Jun 2010
    District Twelve
    8,425

    Those friggen zhu zhu pets....there was one hiding in my car for ages. I just couldn't work out what the noise was. I thought my car was broken

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    Apr 2006
    Perth
    4,203

    DD1's "learn to tell the time" clock. It plays different sounds depending on the time of day, so sings a lullaby at bedtime, songs about lunch being ready, time for breakfast etc. Fanbloodytastic until it gets the time changed on it and left on so that the rooster starts crowing at 2am

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    Apr 2009
    Sunshine Coast
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    LOL such a great thread

    DD has this wagon thing that you put toys in and on it and it makes this rediculus noise that drives me bonkers AND she leaves it in THEE most silly places.. .. this is one also that goes off in the middle of the night!!

    That and those little people... hmm.. they are EVERYWHERE!!!

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    Jul 2009
    Out North, Vic
    8,538

    Magnets (they are toys right ) seem to find the pesky things everywhere... from ITNG to the stupid doll ones... creepy when you feel something cold & flat in the dark

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    Registered User

    Jan 2007
    7,197

    Minute glitter.... it ends up EVERYWHERE and impossible to vacuum up because it's like dust. Thomas trains - nearly skidded A over T that many times. Of course Lego but mine are pretty good with keeping it on the rug and in the box - tis all the other stuff!

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    Registered User

    Oct 2007
    1,256

    Match box cars... My DS has way to many and he "drives" them all over my house. Hate it when he leaves one in my loungeroom mat (it's really shaggy, so feet find it first)

    Polly pockets...the most stupidest things out. The bits and pieces that come with it are tiny (I thought the barbie stuff was small). Of course DD would have a huge tub dedicated to the darn thing.

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    Jul 2009
    Australia
    5,102

    DD's abby doll! That thing is EVERYWHERE! i ALWAYS step on her, of course its when i sneak into her room to kiss her on my way to bed and she says in a very loud voice mind you "Hi my name is Abby Cadabby!" And 9 times out of 10 she wakes DD up!

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    Registered User

    Nov 2010
    Perth, WA
    3,172

    Oh yes polly pockets....and littlest pet shop! Whoever came up with those needs to be forced to walk barefoot down a corridor strewn with the stuff!

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