thread: Fanny Farts - Sorry if TMI!!!

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    Jun 2008
    Country Victoria
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    Red face Fanny Farts - Sorry if TMI!!!

    mods - please move this if i have posted in the wrong section!



    Ok here goes... I think I am UTD.. Well hoping that i am anyway! Anyway so here is my question. Since i ovulated. I have been fanny farting like an absolute trouper! Its constant, and sex isnt the culprit. I can just be walking along minding my own business and *Pop* there it goes! Its happening at least 4 = 5 times a day sometimes more! I was just wondering if anyone else has experienced this, and if so did you find out why?? I am dying of curiosity about it - and if i am totally honest - embaressment also!

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    Nov 2006
    Somewhere Over The Rainbow
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    no idea babe, but thankyou for the smiles!!!

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    Mar 2008
    mid north coast, nsw
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    I don't know either, but at least you made me smile I can imagine it must be embarassing...I've had it happen more than once at yoga (more than once in the one class!)...pretty embarassing while everyone is quiet and deep breathing ....I almost feel like explaining..."oh no...that wasn't a normal fart, honest..." and wish I could sink away into my yoga mat

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    Nov 2006
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    ps - hoping you are UTD!!!

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    Possums maybe you should have sat at quiet as can be as if it was someone else

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    Jun 2008
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    Thats what i do if someone hears it! I give dirty looks to someone nearby - often followed by "can you beleive that??"

    on the upside - at least they dont smell!!!

    but possums - i know what your saying if i cant pass it off as someone elses i always feel the need to say "oh no, it was a fanny fart not a real one!" like that somehow makes it better!!

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    Jun 2007
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    Oh dear. That's not fun at all!! I found that after I had DD that was happening to me a lot. I increased my pelvic floor exercises and that seemed to help. Maybe that's a solution? Worth a try too, especially if you are UTD (which I hope you are!!). Good luck and fingers crossed it stops happening soon x hehe

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    Aug 2008
    adelaide
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    sorry - i don't have any suggestions but thanks for the laugh. haha

    i also agree: i don't think i would say 'oh no, that wasn't a normal fart, it was a fanny fart' i think i'd probs get even stranger looks rofl.

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    Dec 2007
    Melbourne
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    If you are UTD.....could it because of increased CM?

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    Mar 2006
    Sydney
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    I have to say I have never had this happen... I have friends who can can do this on cue, god knows how.. Thanks for the chuckle you have made my afternoon.. Though I am sure for you it is embarrassing... Good luck!!