Ahhh, freaking out!!!

**~Jayne~** · January 27th, 2011, 07:06 PM

Oooh Keike, I'm so excited for you. I used to get the g-banger wax as well. I used to like a landing strip - made for light aircraft only. Just a little strip to prove my woman-hood. I had to work up to THAT! I would have liked a Brazillian, but I just couldn't get on all fours on the table. bahahahah.

Now that I live in China, I'm great friends with 'Venus' my shaver............... I can't speak Chinese well enough to ask a Chinese beautician to wax my hooha. Imagine if she ripped off the really important 'bits'.

Yes, mush mush on home so I can hear all about it.

**Bumperstump Cummerbund** · January 27th, 2011, 07:29 PM

Okay, I'm here now!

K was lovely, she asked me if it was my first time and I said yes, so she said it would all be fine and we'd go slow. She put a basket on the bed with wipes, disposable gstring - which didn't fit

- and lollipops. Apparently all first timers get a lollipop to bite down on!

She explained that she would need my help, basically moving the patio to get to the playground. Once I got over the indignity I was glad to have something to do, it took away the embarrassment. The wax kinda hurt, but I've always been sensitive to hot wax, it's only when it first goes on. She was very quick and professional

I have black hairs around my belly button and down my snail trail - a little bit from PCOS, mostly from stupidly shaving it when I was 12

so she did that as well.

After investigating the damage, I'm really pleased with it! I think this is as far as I'll go, but I'll keep getting it done. I feel like a Warrior Woman

Thanks for your help ladies, I really would recommend it!

**Taurean** · January 27th, 2011, 11:04 PM

basically moving the patio to get to the playground.

that is the funniest way of describing it! I'm PMSL!

After investigating the damage, I'm really pleased with it! I think this is as far as I'll go, but I'll keep getting it done. I feel like a Warrior Woman

WTG 'Warrior Woman'! Take that Amazon Keike!!

You'll never look back and the Professor will have a change of heart, surely?! Maybe he ducked off to Adult Shop?

**Jahzara** · January 27th, 2011, 07:29 PM

Aaah ! Love it ! This thread has had me in stitches !

Now I await the nitty gritty details....

*ponders - Am I brave enough to get a brazillian*

ETA - posted at the same time Keike - Well done lady ! You survived and The Professor is going to love it ! Grrrowl !!