So decided that I wanted a nice maternity bra and knicker set. All my stuff is plain, functional.

Started looking. All the knickers are bikinis or ...

G-STRINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maternity g-strings. Whoda thunk it. Think I may have even tutted in horror.

I just want some flaming nanna knickers in a nice fabric that cover my butt and some of my tummy.

Too much to ask obviously.

Feel free to recommend brands but HOTMilk don't fit me properly and I don't like the stupid, tryhard names.