Trish - My dress is long-ish, probably mid calf? I never do anything shorter than that cause I have reeeeally bad legs

That's what I'm worried about - I don't want to turn up in a full length bl**dy ball gown and be totally over dressed! I'll be socially challenged enough as it is going to a wedding where I don't know anyone

Beatrix - I wish I was a man...how easy is a suite and tie?!