So where's your placenta?

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I guess this might suit better in another area. Move if necessary

A friend & I were having an amusing discussion a few days ago. About placenta's & the fact that her's is still in the back of the freezer 19 months later, lol. (SIL's still is 5 years later!)
Anyway, so we started thinking of interesting things to do with it... that didn't include a tree, lol.

1. Serve it up to the ex!
2. Serve it up at DS's 21st.
3. When he decides he's packing up & running away at 8, wrap it up & chuck it in his bag & say 'you'll be needing this!'
4. When he's moving out at 16, send it off in a box with him! It got him through the first 9 months after all!
5. On his wedding day, gift wrap it, hand it to his new wife & say 'no returns!'

Ha ha ha...we talk very random crap on the phone. Anyone got better idea's??

[Tinks]

When he's a teenager and he does the wrong thing threaten to not only tell his friends that it's in the freezer but also show it to them

Get it out when showing his first GF his baby photos

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[paradise lost]

Send him it as part of his first care package when he goes to uni.

Pack it in his rucksack when he goes to Europe for a year.

Dry it and stick it in is baby book like some sort of 2inch thick huge gross pancake.

Frame it and stick it in your living room and tell EVERY friend he has what it is when they visit.

I'm going to bury this babe's under a rhubarb plant and then tell people after they've just finished eating their rhubarb crumble.... Mwahahahahaaaa!

Bx

[Linzy]

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! I was so ready to reply with 'anterior and 2.6 cms from cervix' what an idiot! These are hilarious ladies!!! Mine got left at the hospital as I had no idea people took them home with them, I do now as a friend of mine buried it under a tree in the backyard..

[Neenee Jellybeanie]

My friend and I had the thought that you could actually pickle it and put it in a clear jar so it would last forever. Am I the only nut who actually thinks that would be really cool? I never want to get rid of mine, I'd love to be able to look at it all the time! I can't really see it since it's just a big chunk of meat in the freezer at the moment.

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lmao...could be a great centre piece for your coffee table/mantel... lol