I guess this might suit better in another area. Move if necessary

A friend & I were having an amusing discussion a few days ago. About placenta's & the fact that her's is still in the back of the freezer 19 months later, lol. (SIL's still is 5 years later!)
Anyway, so we started thinking of interesting things to do with it... that didn't include a tree, lol.

1. Serve it up to the ex!
2. Serve it up at DS's 21st.
3. When he decides he's packing up & running away at 8, wrap it up & chuck it in his bag & say 'you'll be needing this!'
4. When he's moving out at 16, send it off in a box with him! It got him through the first 9 months after all!
5. On his wedding day, gift wrap it, hand it to his new wife & say 'no returns!'

Ha ha ha...we talk very random crap on the phone. Anyone got better idea's??