lol okay...

I know my hands are empty,
But please do not despair.
I know it is your birthday,
But don't think I don't care!

I.O.U one big present,
On that you can rely.
I.O.U a wet/dry vac,
Please know it's not a lie!

The next time you see my hands,
They will be full for you.
The next time you spill a crumb,
You'll know just what to do!

There it is! Have no idea where it came from but I'm pretty chuffed