I love this - DH has got in trouble with things like this more than once! When he went for his visa advice early on, the very straightlaced visa lady said he needed to be careful not to 'co-habit with a resident' as it could affect his visa. He replied, 'so knocking up an Aussie chick is a no-no?'. Hmm, long silence, tumbleweeds etc!

My computer is attached to a projector that we occasionally use for demos, so if someone comes in and switches it on, I get a standard comment to close down my porn browsing... I take it as it's meant (as a joke.)