Wow. I thought everywhere was desperate for staff too. If only you were in Brissy, you could do my job and I could start early maternity leave! Can you start as a casual at a few places, to pick up as much as possible, then show them how awesome you are, and when there's an opening, pounce!

When I worked as a CC director, that's how I got new staff. Cheaper than advertising.

Hope you find something soon!