OK, the word "grocer" is looking so weird right now... must stop analysing spelling!

Ali, it is a silly title, I agree. Luckily we have a great grocer who knows how to use an apostrophe, but I do feel for a missused apostrophe; he is neither form nor function, so must be despised! Poor love, to be brought erroneously into this world to meet with nought but hate. I'm married to a man who can't use a comma, let alone an apostrophe, so my red pen gets a good work out already (he asks me to!) - just hope DS copes a bit better. Two men abusing an apostrophe in one house is too cruel!