Soul's 'describe yourself' thread inspired this piece.

My life as an oxymoron...

I am reliantly independent.
I am conclusively indecisive.
I am sensibly irrational.
I am tactfully outspoken.
I am simplistically complex.
I am frighteningly reassured.
I am bashfully uninhibited.
I am overtly surreptitious.
I am cautiously spontaneous.
I am flexibly stubborn.
I am energetically indolent.
I am foolishly intellectual.
I am tediously charismatic.
I am frivolously profound.
I am rewardingly frustrating.
I am conventionally individual.
I am reservedly communicative.
I am impractically pragmatic.
I am miserably exultant.
I am ...
I am evidently confusing.

I did have to use thesaurus on some of it so it's probably a little grammatically incorrect, bu i thought i would share.