My life as an oxymoron

[The[cookie]Doctor]

Soul's 'describe yourself' thread inspired this piece.

My life as an oxymoron...

I am reliantly independent.
I am conclusively indecisive.
I am sensibly irrational.
I am tactfully outspoken.
I am simplistically complex.
I am frighteningly reassured.
I am bashfully uninhibited.
I am overtly surreptitious.
I am cautiously spontaneous.
I am flexibly stubborn.
I am energetically indolent.
I am foolishly intellectual.
I am tediously charismatic.
I am frivolously profound.
I am rewardingly frustrating.
I am conventionally individual.
I am reservedly communicative.
I am impractically pragmatic.
I am miserably exultant.
I am ...
I am evidently confusing.

I did have to use thesaurus on some of it so it's probably a little grammatically incorrect, bu i thought i would share.

[Bathsheba]

Well I must say that's awfully good Ashlea LOL
I can relate to a lot of that as well.

[mrsmac]

That is sooo cool you are very clever.

[The[cookie]Doctor]

Thank you ladies
Bathsheba - You would not believe how long it took me to make the 'awfully good' connection. Someone's a little out of it today!!!

[~Raven~]

That's great I can relate to it as well.

[STARRYSKY]

gee thats quite ingenious ashlea!!
love it!

[The[cookie]Doctor]

Thank you, thank you! You have no idea how many silly things like that seem to make so much sense after i started on this that day, i couldn't stop, there's soooo many of them!