Intelligence and common sense are inversely proportional - from my friend Bilko

This little gem I grabbed from The Beautiful Girls on Saturday "Noone goes to heaven if they don't go through hell"

Another song quote "If you're lonely, take a drink, there are better things to think." from Augie March, a song on Sunset Studies but I forget which. If I'm realy anxious about an event, I write that on a bit of paper and keep it in my handbag.

And form my yoga teacher, a whole bunch of gems, best said with his hilarious accent, but my favourite is "I am strong like a big oak tree, and nothing can bring me down"

If you want a laugh, check out the Des"edna"rata. It's Dame Edna Everage's take on the Desiderata "Go forth, possums, into the rat race" Funnies