From the mind of Bethany....
About 2amish, Mamma and daddy asleep and Bethany supposedly asleep in her cot
"Hmmm I think I should see what my servants are doing...It has been a whole 4 hours since they went to bed far to much sleep in one go, I must keep up my ragime of sleep deprivation or I will never break their wills." **Unhappy sounds from cot** Mamma gets up and give Bethany dummy...A few moments pass "phh what is this I don't want my dummy couldn't she tell that, I shall spit it out and tell her what I really want." **Louder noise from cot** Mamma heads to kitchen to make bottle "Again with this waiting business, move it woman!! Again how hard are these bottle things to make. Mmmm I should consider new staff..." **Return with bottle get baby out of cot and proceed to give bottle** "On second thoughts I am not to keen on this after all, I think I will doze off again...consider this a drill my slaves......zzzzzz"
Baby back to sleep after 40mls, Mamma awake, daddy slept through.
I tell you it is a good thing she is cute!!