THIS CHILD IS OUT. OUT OF MY HOUSE

The other babies here must be sending him telepathic 'its fun not to sleep in any capacity' vibes because last night was the worst night we've ever had. Im ready to hand him over to DH and walk far far away. I dont know where or why my sleep-througher is gone but I want him back NOW. I cannot do this anymore, I am soooooo tired I feel like Im in a fog. I dont function on anything less than 8hrs of full uninterrupted sleep. Our night went:
- Cranky and tired between 5:30 and 6:30 so I give him some nurofen and put him down to sleep
- Woke at 8pm and was wide awake so up he got for 45min
- Put him back down with a bottle at 8:45pm
- I went to bed right then but didnt fall asleep til 10:30
- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MUUUUUUUUUUM at 11:45, in end gave in got him a bottle, changed him and he went to sleep
- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MUUUUUUUUUUM at 4am, in end gave in got him a bottle, changed him and asleep
- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MUUUUUUUUUUM at 5am, in end gave in got him a bottle, changed him and asleep
- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MUUUUUUUUUUM at 6:30am, in end gave in got him a bottle, changed him and asleep after half hour of jibberish and playing in his cot
- MUM MUM MUM MUM at 8am, got him up, I

I wouldnt care if he woke just once halfway through the night, THAT I can deal with. But the constant waking and only settle with a bottle drives me mad. Ive tried yoyo-ing putting in the dummy, I have tried soothing him, Ive tried giving him his water bottle, nope no luck. I do not want to get him out of his cot and rock him or cosleep with him or anything, we have enough bad habits to break without starting those ones.
Someone help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee!

BBL - have to shower, eat and go grocery shopping before we go broke again *sigh*