mel: well he had a poo-splosion last week cos it had been 5 days since his last poo so im worried what his next one will be like. It was so stinky, like i was standing in the aisle with him in his pram and suddenly sniffed something that was so gawdawful i thought there was a decaying rat somewhere. turns out its my kid lol.

nerdburger is awesome i love it. Sometimes chase's head looks like a hamburger when he presses his lips together and then his double chin is lined as well so we call him hamburger head or the hamburglar lol. chase's grandma was horrified lol