okay guys I have to share a Harriett funny...well 2 actually ...

Harriett and I are playing Doctors and patients.

She is currently a patient.

Patient - Hello Dr, I have a baby in my tummy and I want her out today*

Dr (me) - So you are pregnant and you know it's a girl

Patient - Yes she's a girl... because she is talking in my belly all the time

Dr - Fair enough

hahahah and number 2

So, I ask Harriett to go to the toilet and then get dressed to go to the shops.

She says no, of course.

So I say that's fine, she can stay home while we go.

To which she replies...*that's okay mum, I will do lots of stuff...like make heaps of mess and eat everything I'm not allowed too*...

Harriett - 1

Mummy - 0