Jen, that's too funny. DH is peeing himself laughing! The only thing Pip is doing is *not* touching his "bits" when going to the loo so he doesn't have to wash his hands. Dunno where that came from! So what he does is pull down his pants and rest his penis on the porcelain (ughs!) - although he did drop the toilet seat on his penis the other day!!!! Was the lesson learnt? Only for 10 mins or so