You crack me up hun! I'm in a similar boat too, my AF has gone crazy in the last few months (actually since DS was born..). I used to have very very regular 29 day cycle, AF lasting 4 -5 days, sore BB's a week prior to it, migrane a day before and very sore back. Spotting for the fists day or two then full red AF for 2 days then lighter one for another 2 days. This has been the norm since forever. Now, I have little warning too, AF lasts, for wait for it, 2 days!!!!! first day heavy, next day hardly anything. Cycles have been all over the shop, ranging from 31 days to 26 days. The last 3 cycles have been 26 days. I said that same to my DF, I think I'm menopausal, we should get cracking on the baby making!!!! Hope you work out what's happening to you hun