LOL Agentmolar - Love the nic BTW!! We recomended alot of neutrafluor when i worked with hygienists not so much now im in periodontics. I heard QLD have terrible teeth issues there.
I did read your whole post.. teeth are my life also LOL
Its amazing how many mums you tell not to suck on the dummy to pass on the germs in your mouth, but they just dont understand and keep doing it.