Thought this might cheer us all up as we all sound stressed out at the moment. What are some of the quirky/funny/literal things your kids have done.

Today I told Xander to take his shoe off and put his socks in the washing basket. So he took off one shoe and walked to the laundry, came back into his bedroom and took off the other shoe and then walked back to the laundry. When I asked him what he was doing he said you told me to take my shoe off and put it in the corner and then put my sock in the laundry basket - you only said shoe not shoes!

When we were doing his ped assessment the Dr told him to jump on the scales - so he did - jump, jump, jump

The other day DH and I were having a joke about lettered cupcakes spelling out Happy Birthday. DH said to DS you didn't have to "P" on the cake. To which DS cracked up - then abruptly stopped laughing and in all seriousness said " I don't get it"

There are so many other quirky things he has said that have us all in stitches, including him - I will try and think of some more.