...My surname is a first name. Think of a Maccas burger and you've got it.
Uhh... Big Mac?

Seriously it took me about ten minutes to work it out.

I like Alfie... but maybe not with that surname. Bit too... rollicking! ITMS.

I love Theodore, would he get Teddy? Or Theo?

Not a big fan of Clifford... the only Clifford I know was a bit of an, erm, strange one!

Leo I like, Leonard not so much!