I'm still PMLing at Divvys post... I've heard the full and unabridged version of her post too... but what's said at a meetup stays on a meetup! needless to say she had me in stitches!

I also have to reinforce what Jasp said: THE POLL WAS DONE ON UNUSUAL/WEIRD SPELLINGS OF COMMON NAMES ONLY. It was not in reference to unusual names... there is a difference.