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thread: What do your kids say ALL wrong, that it ends up being funny?

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  1. #1
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    Oct 2007
    Perth,WA
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    What do your kids say ALL wrong, that it ends up being funny?

    Max has discovered he likes M&M's but he calls them N U M's CUTE!

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    Nov 2007
    Earth
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    My nephew will be 2 in November, he chats all the time but we're starting to be able to understand him. His favourite thing to say at the moment is 'Oh No!', and he says it at the right moments as well, like the other day when Nana took him to the petting zoo and he stood in sheep manure

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    Feb 2006
    NSW Central Coast
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    DD calls smarties parties. She luurves her parties!

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    jack used to call water woogie he would ask for a glass of woogie oh look at the woogie he was about 2 1/2 and one day he was like look at the water I almost cried I loved woogie he never used it again

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    When DD#1 was in the bath too long she said she had winky fingers

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    May 2007
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    my daughter has a fascination with vacums but it was pronounce f#%$ u's LOL corker that was in shopping centres

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    Since she was little, my DSD2 has always called it Fetish Cheese... which makes for interesting conversation when she's telling her grandfather about the 'amazing lettuce, olive and fetish' she had for dinner last night

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    Nov 2007
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    Emily says wunkey instead of monkey it's a bit cute! And v's are hard to say so she says glub for gloves (which she loves) But she does say love properly, go figure? She has just got the hang of Dora, it used to be rora but she would day d-d-rora!

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    Oct 2005
    A Nestle Free Zone... What about YOU?
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    Lucy would call magazines - mazageen! I still call them mazageens!

    Immy's drink is a wink... Truck is a fruck... Because she has older siblings it's OH MY GOB! Instead of Oh my God.... Which is funny I thimk...

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    Oscar calls lollies "wollies", bandaids "bans" there are plenty more but I have a mental blank!!

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    Dec 2006
    Out of my mind. Back in five minutes...
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    We have a Nuffin for muffin - Mummy, I want nuffin please... Too cute

    And sofie for coffee. There are so many but I like those two.

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    Jul 2009
    Out North, Vic
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    My little brother loves thomas the tank, when he was little he couldn't say FAT CONTROLLER it came up Fu*kin Troller

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    Dec 2008
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    tay is funny
    if her dress is inside out she says " oh no its inside upside down, backwards" lol

    for desert she says, i want my yurt. "yurt mummy"

    she says ore but can't think of them now.. will have to update when she says them..

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    Jan 2010
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    Well she's not my baby, but my niece.

    Her all time funny ones are:

    Venus with a "P" (her big brother LOVES planets lol)

    Clock without the L

    And for her name she used to say A*sie (her names Kelsie)

    Lol! She doesn't even realize she's doing it!! They're my funniest lol

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    Dec 2006
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    my ds is so cute when he says puppets (as in finger puppets) he calls them finger pumpets... too cute

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    one of my Ds says melalie for melanie
    and hopstible for hospital
    yayo is diego
    jumping is humping

    my friends sister never used to say d's and t's these letters were replaced with pr sound
    so practor - tractor
    prink- drink
    it was very cute

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    Nothing like a cuddle from DD after a hard day's work!

    Oct 2007
    in my own world
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    DD says the dog is laughing instead of the dog is barking

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    Oct 2007
    Perth,WA
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    DS doesn't yet pronounce his 'L's' so

    Lunch = unch
    Love = ove
    Pillow = pidow
    Lady = ady
    Please = peese

    It's all so adorable!

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