thread: What do your kids say ALL wrong, that it ends up being funny?

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  1. #1
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    Nov 2007
    Southwest Syd
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    Emily says wunkey instead of monkey it's a bit cute! And v's are hard to say so she says glub for gloves (which she loves) But she does say love properly, go figure? She has just got the hang of Dora, it used to be rora but she would day d-d-rora!

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    Oct 2005
    A Nestle Free Zone... What about YOU?
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    Lucy would call magazines - mazageen! I still call them mazageens!

    Immy's drink is a wink... Truck is a fruck... Because she has older siblings it's OH MY GOB! Instead of Oh my God.... Which is funny I thimk...

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    Oscar calls lollies "wollies", bandaids "bans" there are plenty more but I have a mental blank!!

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    Dec 2006
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    We have a Nuffin for muffin - Mummy, I want nuffin please... Too cute

    And sofie for coffee. There are so many but I like those two.

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    Jul 2009
    Out North, Vic
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    My little brother loves thomas the tank, when he was little he couldn't say FAT CONTROLLER it came up Fu*kin Troller

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    BellyBelly Life Subscriber

    Jun 2005
    Blue Mountains
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    haha we have mazageens in this house too!

    DS used to call macadamia nuts macca macca baby nuts. LOL. I've got it on video and it's just too cute.

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    Dec 2007
    Victoria
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    Ok so maybe not funny haha but certainly thinking I may need to not use this word for a little while! msl:


    I was talking to Charlotte the other day about punishment. And how because she had done something very naughty, I would need to take her toy away from her as "punishment"... I then went on to say that if she kept carrying on then I would need to punish her and did she understand...

    So she says to me "But mummy I don't want a punching"

    Definitely not something I want her to repeat - because it clearly doesn't sound the way it should! lol I had to laugh, gave her a hug and said, ok, no punishing.

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    Sep 2008
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    Lucy cant say swing...she says fing fing its so cute.

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    Dec 2008
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    tay is funny
    if her dress is inside out she says " oh no its inside upside down, backwards" lol

    for desert she says, i want my yurt. "yurt mummy"

    she says ore but can't think of them now.. will have to update when she says them..

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    Well she's not my baby, but my niece.

    Her all time funny ones are:

    Venus with a "P" (her big brother LOVES planets lol)

    Clock without the L

    And for her name she used to say A*sie (her names Kelsie)

    Lol! She doesn't even realize she's doing it!! They're my funniest lol

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    Dec 2006
    between the mountain & the ocean
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    my ds is so cute when he says puppets (as in finger puppets) he calls them finger pumpets... too cute

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    Sep 2009
    Darwin
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    one of my Ds says melalie for melanie
    and hopstible for hospital
    yayo is diego
    jumping is humping

    my friends sister never used to say d's and t's these letters were replaced with pr sound
    so practor - tractor
    prink- drink
    it was very cute

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    Nothing like a cuddle from DD after a hard day's work!

    Oct 2007
    in my own world
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    DD says the dog is laughing instead of the dog is barking

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    Oct 2007
    Perth,WA
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    DS doesn't yet pronounce his 'L's' so

    Lunch = unch
    Love = ove
    Pillow = pidow
    Lady = ady
    Please = peese

    It's all so adorable!

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    I love the dog laughing commet

    I have remembered my fave from DS "Pick me down!!" when he wants to get down from somwhere.

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    Nothing like a cuddle from DD after a hard day's work!

    Oct 2007
    in my own world
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    The worse is when i corrected her and said "no, the dog is BARKING" she says to me "No, the dog is LAUGHING" like i said the wrong thing!

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    Jan 2008
    SE suburbs, Vic
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    DD's latest is "put your dumboots on to jump in cuddles"